whurfsup:

THE GERMANS

YOU SCARED THE GERMANS

dreaming-of-disneyy:

Tumblr made me love Peter more than I already did, by far the best face character

a-wild-peasant:

There is nothing about this photo I dislike

theaoidoragon:

nosdrinker:

lordoftheinternet:

squidwardchan:

• holy
• fucking
• shit

you know, he has a point

I want him to be the godfather of my firstborn

I’ve been making this point for 6 years, wtf

sentinelalanscott:

bouncyenvos:

taras-bulbasaur:

hologramblue:

inthenyxoftime:

(via rivaale, finnichang)

timelordfreya:

lacigreen:

mach712:

theperks-ofbeing-troywagner:

If you have this tshirt I automatically hate you with every fiber of my fucking being

Nope.

and here we have handy misogynist trackers!  t-shirts like this help you identify:

✔ who’s likely to disrespect women
✔ who’s likely to objectify women
✔ who expects women to submit to them
✔ who to just generally stay the fuck away from

“Okay. I made you a sandwich. Put it in your mouth.”

sixthrock:

I’ve been informed that Furabebe has beaten out Joltik as the smallest Pokemon ever.

In fact it’s probably small enough to use Joltik as a mount.

I have no idea how its tail?/legs?/weird single tentacle-leg? is supposed to work